Don't make out with my wife yet
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
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I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
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