$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
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Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
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