Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
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I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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