well you can't waste a boner
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
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Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
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There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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