Will you blow on my dice?
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
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I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
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fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
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