Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
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Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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