well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
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Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
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