She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
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Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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