It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
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My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
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blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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