oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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