Pregnant stripper...not hot.
Ketchup is God's man juice
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
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She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Help. Me. He just whispered 'prepare yourself', & sprayed hairspray everywheres to make sure the 'air was crisp'
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
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The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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