My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
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Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
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I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
The nun costume is coming back hard and it still has glitter and the smell of Vegas on it.
Best. Text. Ever.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
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