call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
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It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
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Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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