Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
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The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
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i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
He keeps bees of course he's weird
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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