he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
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Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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