Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
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I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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