y did u give ur computer a hand job?
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
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Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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