hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
My liver just broke up with me...
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
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soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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