i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
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Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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