worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
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Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
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