Are we in a gay sports bar?
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
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i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
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