I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
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Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
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