biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
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WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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