Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
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I had a nursing patient tell me that her favorite drink was vodka and ensure...called it a colorado bulldog
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
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Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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