I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
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If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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