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At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
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We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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