Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
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Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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