Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
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My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
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Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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