im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
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ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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