Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
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Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
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whose ass print is on the piano?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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