Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
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I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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