what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
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Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
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I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
After we won that round of beer pong you attempted to swallow the winning ball whole claiming you had the mouth and jaw of a snake.
A snake? I must've been gone...
After that you got naked and hissed at people the rest of the night..
Wanna buy a dildo with me during your lunch break tomorrow?
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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