i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
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Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
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I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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