Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
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Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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