I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
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He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
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they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
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