so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
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Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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