Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
God gave him joint rollers for hands
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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