Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
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They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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