is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
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"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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