Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
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I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
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So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
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