What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
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all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
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Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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