nutella sex= disaster
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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