I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
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Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
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If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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