She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
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if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
And you were like "stop making pop tarts, lil bowow" as you grabbed the pop tarts from your ex and consumed them. Teach me your ways.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
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