My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
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Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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