I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
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he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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