Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
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At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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