Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
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Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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