I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
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No period for spring break; use this wisely.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
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Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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