I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
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I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
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He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Stop it with the monkey emojis. It's like sexting with Curious George
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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